buckynacblackrom:

Me on my way to steal your man

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Continuously cutting me off with you verbal frustration is not going to:

a) help us efficiently give you directions to our store over the phone.

b) help us find the product in which its details you then randomly start to mumble, out of all things you didn’t choose to raise your voice about.

Also, just because you’re a tourist and we’re locals doesn’t mean us Robins are obligated to know all the who-what-where of hotels and restaurants and driving shortcuts you’re looking for at your immediate request. That’s what smart phones and Google are for.

tl;dr Some tourists are the spawn of Satan.

inseptica:

iou-a-colt:

steel-and-snow:

A photo of the rare dabadeedabatiger.

this rare species of tiger has the rare pigment “dabadeedabadie” derived from a blue world

scientists have proven that all  day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him inside and outside

ninefruitspie:

fightblr:

i-choose-fit:

livebreathluv:

bathing-sun:

stevenmoffart:

corgis-with-british-accent:

yobeccaboom:

This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.

legit tears

the last gif though, he pats the cat, omg 

They cuddle up :(

Omg he hugs the cat so it isn’t alone :’( The feels.

Son of a bitch.
Not again.
:’(

this gif set = red blotchy face, snotty nose, endless tears, severe heartache

itssokawaii:

Alex, let me dress you up and make you into a pastel prince

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ITS THE SAME ITEM!”

Bottom Text: “NO ITS NOT”]

Woman came through my line the other day with two bags wondering why one was marked down and the other wasn’t, demanding that I give her the lower price on the unchanged item. The bags were the same brand, about 50% different colours, and completely different designs. I tried to explain over and over as many ways I could that they were different items and why one was marked down and the other wasn’t, but she kept saying “they’re the same item” until demanding I call the softlines manager, who told her the exact same. Only then she finally purchased the cheaper one and left in a huff.

I get the same thing with shirts all the time. Doesn’t matter if its the same brand and even the same style, if the colour and/or design is different, its a different item and it has a different number. Don’t get mad at me because the blue shirt was selling better than the red and didn’t get marked down for clearance.