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Good life advice.



how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


one of new jersey’s most famous confections, saltwater taffy, was invented because some asshole’s candy shop flooded and ruined all his taffy and he sold it to a child anyway and i think that pretty much says a lot about the overall cultural climate of new jersey


this is literally my outlook on life


this is literally my outlook on life

Whoa…someone stopped me to take pictures of me for their fashion assignment/blog/thing.



宮崎マンゴーミルミルクスペシャル - おまち堂&FRUTAS (mango shaved ice) (by kouyuzu)


宮崎マンゴーミルミルクスペシャル - おまち堂&FRUTAS (mango shaved ice) (by kouyuzu)


all i want to do is learn stuff and not have compulsory tests on it


i love learning new stuff

and reading new books

but when i stress myself out to the point where i’m crying because of exams

that kinda takes the fun out of it

do you feel me

I’m feeling good. I’m feeling confident. I will do some light studying throughout the day before the exam tonight.

Then tomorrow is my birthday!

me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor: *overhears from front of class*
professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me: ....
me: ....
me: ....
professor: it should be polyerosy


lmao i spent way too long working on this even though it was supposed to be a stress-free drawing 8Y

those goddamn coins!!

anyways, just drew from the rigor mortis movie poster since i liked the design and stuff